So I followed signs to this garage sale that said "Everything $1 or less" only to find a piles of dirty stuff and this cute bed that screamed "PLEASE REFINISH ME, I HAVE POTENTIAL!"
Oh cute bed, I will make you pretty again. No one was next to the pile so I knocked on the door and dogs went wild. "SHUT UP JASMINE! STUPID DOG!" bark, bark "SHUT UP JASMINE! SHUT UP!" "DON'T DO THAT, STOP. . .Did someone knock or something?"
Me through the open window, "Yes, I wanted to buy your bed." She sticks her head out the window, "Did you see my stupid sign. . .Do you want the rails?"
After some more yells at the dog and her little girl, she answers the door wearing only a t-shirt. I am praying she was wearing underwear underneath. I paid for the bed and she continued to talk to me bottomless for another 5 minutes. Please lady, just let me leave before you move and see more of your crotch than I already have. She explained the lovely signs(with
misspellings and all) story from top to bottom(less)- someone stole shoes from her garage sale when she took her daughter to school.
I have really met nice people in my neighborhood and surrounding neighborhoods, this was the first time I thought - YIKES, "that really really sucks" that we have scary spice living "
amonst" us.
Poor lady.
So this is the project I will be working on this week. I spent $2 and it has some real potential for cuteness.